Last Night’s Debate Review

Short and sweet reviews of each candidate’s performance from PoliticalProf


  • Rick Perry: Texas is good. I like Texas.
  • Mitt Romney: Seriously, I have a plan. And I used to work in business.
  • Michele Bachmann: I have crazy eyes.
  • Ron Paul: I am a very cranky old man.
  • Jon Huntsman: You get that I’m the reasonable one, right?
  • Newt Gingrich: I am a lot smarter than these other folks. Not that you care.
  • Herman Cain: I speak in clear, plain sentences to convince you that the complex is simple.
  • Rick Santorum: I’m over here. Hi! Hello! Woo hoo!
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