Short and sweet reviews of each candidate’s performance from PoliticalProf
- Mitt Romney: Seriously, I have a plan. And I used to work in business.
- Michele Bachmann: I have crazy eyes.
- Ron Paul: I am a very cranky old man.
- Jon Huntsman: You get that I’m the reasonable one, right?
- Newt Gingrich: I am a lot smarter than these other folks. Not that you care.
- Herman Cain: I speak in clear, plain sentences to convince you that the complex is simple.
- Rick Santorum: I’m over here. Hi! Hello! Woo hoo!