Because of stuff like this:
The Cheesy Mac n Rib Melt: BBQ pork, macaroni and cheese in a grilled cheese sandwich.
Deep Fried Brat Loaf: Deep fried bratwurst with bun and sauerkraut battered whole.
Jalapeño Popper Casserole: A layer of Fritos, a layer of beef chili with beans, a layer of cheesy Doritos, a layer of beef chili and a layer of fried jalapeño poppers stuffed with cream cheese, all topped shredded cheese and baked in a casserole dish.
The Sex Panther: Breaded schnitzel, bacon, cheese, ham and steak in a hollowed out bun.
The Sausage McStuffin’: Sausage McMuffins with jelly donuts inside.
The Fat Bastard Burger: Burger with triple beef, triple bacon, triple cheese and carmelized onions.
Deep Fried Jack-in-the-Box Ultimate Cheeseburger
Triple Breakfast Panini: Giant buttermilk pancake stuffed with fried chicken, eggs and cheddar cheese, pressed in a panini press and served with maple syrup and white gravy.
Creamtato Balls: Double deep fried balls of cheddar, sour cream and bacon mashed potatoes!
The Widowmaker: 1.5 lbs of ground beef, 1 package of bacon, 1 package of italian sausage, 1 box of hot pockets, 1/2 package of fried onion strips between 2 Tombstone Pepperoni Pizzas topped with Velveta Cheese and Marinara Sauce.
Eggs Benedict with poached eggs, bacon and fried chicken on homemade biscuits topped with Texas gravy.
Krispy Kreme Bread Pudding