A Florida elementary school “Teacher of the Year” was sentenced to 40 years in jail after pleading guilty to charges of sexual battery on a child younger than 12 and lewd or lascivious molestation. Six other charges against former Windy Hill Elementary…
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From The Tennessean:
Naked man shot to death after eating teens face, assaulting cop
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Police arrested a Florida man accused of setting fire to an apartment complex after a building manager told him to stop masturbating in front of his open windows and door.Kenneth Haskins, who was disfigured previously when he shot himself in the face with a shotgun, was charged with felony arson, the Tampa Bay Times reported. Officers said the 58-year-old Haskins used flammable liquids to set the fire about 10 p.m. Monday in his bedroom and kitchen at the Mar Plaza Apartments in Tampa.The fire was extinguished in about 20 minutes, firefighters said, and 28 apartments were evacuated during the incident, but no injuries were reported. Police said Haskins was angry over being scolded for masturbating in plain view.
Warren Kennell, PervA judge sentenced a former Florida missionary to 58 years in prison Tuesday for recording himself as he sexually abused girls from an indigenous tribe in the Amazon.Warren Kennell admitted to befriending and abusing the girls over several years while he was establishing a church for the Sanford-based New Tribes mission, reported the Orlando Sentinel. “We are heartsick,” said a spokeswoman for the ministry. “Children are to be protected, not hurt. We are grateful to the authorities for the prosecution of this individual despite international legal obstacles.” Homeland Security agents began investigating the 45-year-old after they were tipped off that Kennell was posting photos on a child pornography website.Agents searched Kennell in May after stopping him upon arrival in Orlando from Brazil, and investigators said they found several digital storage devices containing sexually explicit images involving children. Authorities said Kennell admitted he was the man shown abusing a girl in one of the images and had photographed a second girl.Investigators eventually found 940 images of child pornography on Kennell’s computer.
He pleaded guilty to two counts of production of child pornography.Kennell apologized during his sentencing hearing, saying he’d “hurt a lot of people.”
Woman Allegedly Stabs Boyfriend After He Farts In Her FaceA 37-year-old Florida woman allegedly stabbed her boyfriend with an 8-inch-long kitchen knife after he farted in her face during an argumentDeborah Ann Burns, 37, was arrested last week for aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. And perhaps not surprisingly, deputies say alcohol helped fuel the argument.The Immokalee woman told Collier County detectives that she stabbed her boyfriend of six years after an argument broke out while the two were watching a nightly television program.Burns’ boyfriend told deputies that they began arguing over money. They both got up and went into the kitchen. That was when Burns said her boyfriend walked by and farted in her face, according to an arrest report.
Here’s a look at some of the denizens of The Sunshine State via RawStory.com:
and this little item…
Drunk Florida man admits shooting up public docks and then poops pants
An Orlando man was recently arrested after he defecated in his own pants while admitting to police that the he shot up a public dock.
According to an arrest report published by TCPalm on Tuesday, the Indian River County Sheriff’s Office responded to a report of shots fired near the Gifford Docks in Vero Beach at around 9:20 p.m. on April 9 and found 44-year-old Michael Johnston.
The Orlando man verified that he had been drinking and firing weapons, and gave the officer permission to search the trunk of his car for a .45 caliber black powder pistol and a .40 caliber Glock pistol. Johnston explained that he had consumed at least eight alcoholic beverages, but said that the two cans of Colt 45 had been “too many apparently!”
The police report also indicated that a second man had been with Johnston at the docks.
After being read his Miranda rights, Johnston told the deputy that both men had been “drinking and shooting.”
“I am impaired,” the suspect reportedly said.
“Johnston was swaying while I was speaking to him due to his intoxication and defecated in his pants, which he admitted was from his intoxication,” the deputy wrote.
The charging document stated that at least 20 rounds were fired from both firearms at a glass bottle, resulting in “bullet holes and ricochet damage caused from multiple bullets on the dock’s walkway and pillars.”
“The dock shit is my shit!” Johnston said, referring to the bullet holes, not the poop in his pants.
He was charged with using a firearm under the influence of alcohol and criminal mischief, both misdemeanors. The deputy said that the damage to the docks was an “eyesore” and would need to be repaired “due to the negative impression that will be seen by visitors of county docks.”